Monday, January 24, 2011

Knitted Papoose Pattern

ahi ahi ahi ... Aida I think the spring

Here I am, in Livejournal, after a period (not long) on the run.
For my rhythm you can safely say that it's a bit that I do not update and the reasons are manifold. Starting from the less important the more important
- I went to Milan to find Claudiola (this is very relevant but not because of my inaction) and skiing in Madonna di Campiglio enjoying the holidays that I did not deserve to be in November 2009 (no, no ... I was wrong to write the latest holiday date back to 2009-_-)
then for reasons of lack of PC / the sims have prevented me from continuing to update.

-Assassin 's Creed! I totally, madly in love with this game, I finished second and brotherhood and now I started over, I felt too the lack of Ezio Auditore. This led me to feel more with it with Ezio Aida, I was passionate to the point that if I choose to throw away Assassin's Creed or The Sims (I never thought of saying it) would choose to getttare without any hesitation but the sims ... I have not given this ultimatum I still keep it safe in my pc = P

-I was absent for a reason far more important that the writing of a book I finished (350 pages devoured in just over two weeks xD), written always up to me and Claudia (Claudiola), no, it's Shock & Shame. We have reviewed and we found it trite, poorly written and a thousand other defects. We have totally changed gender in Renaissance Florence by moving into a story much more intriguing. I'd like you to read one paragraph but unfortunately applies, a fortiori, the rule of starvation. This took me most of the time, found myself writing (Claudius as well) until 6:30 in the morning sometimes also up at 7.30 the next morning at work ... I enjoyed-_-'-

last ... Aida I am not passionate about anything, I do not like as a character, I find it tasteless and I have no incentive to finish it, there's not much to say on this point.

said this ... Red Potion close I'm sorry, so I decided to just break free from the burden of Aida and go directly to her married, happy and contented with lucas, and share his doll = P
I do not know if it will please you more ... I hope so.
I do not know when it will update again, I'm busy with the correction of the whole book and the road is lungotta. In the more I'm recovering lost with updates in recent weeks (There are nearly so).

Nothing to add just a kiss I leave all my friends from LJ ...
you soon!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Testicle Discomfort And Hip And Thigh Pains

IS CRACKED * * * is tired



" Do you know the Dewey Decimal System? " * glares * I FINALLY FOUND TRUE INSPIRATION
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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Breadman Ultimate Parts

BIBLIOHUMOR

Urgh, my real life and my long-standing feud with the technology have depopulated this place again ... T___T
Since I have not produced a cabbage, but I have to test the connection with a new medium, I take this opportunity to launch a new angle in the middle of nowhere, like a dream almost forgot ..
Since by now I opened my secondary employment of an alternate library, here BIBLIOHUMOR , that all things hilarious that library users tell me or ask me!
The first day is fresh, the other two kept me from già da un po'...


Ragazzino: Vorrei un libro per mio padre.
Io: Sai già il titolo?
R: No, no, mi ha detto di prenderne uno di storia.
I: Ok... che tipo di storia gli interessa?
R: Boh! Storia vecchia!
I: ...uh... Quanto vecchia?
R: Ehr... tanto, credo... Storia arcaica !
I: Sì, ma... Tipo medioevo? Romani? Greci? Egizi? DINOSAURI?
R: No, non così vecchia! Una cosa come il libro di Saviano!
I: ...Saviano, quello di Gomorra...?
R: Sì, ecco! Un libro come Gomorra !
(Un ragazzino confuso dal titolo biblico)


Madam: Hello! It's not that you have around a child with in the Striped Pajamas ?
(a requirement of child trafficker)


Other Woman: Good evening ... I'm looking for a book ...
Me: Sure, tell me the title!
AS: I do not remember.
I: ...
AS: But it's a classic!
I: ... ok ... It recalls the author?
AS: Oh, no ...
I: ... remember what it's about?
AS: Well, I read a long time ago ... I remember there was snow ...
I: ... "The Call of the Wild"?
AS: No, no, a whole new way!
I: ... maybe a Russian author?
AS: Let's see ...
I: * shows shelf Russian authors
* AS: No, I do not say anything ... Ah! Wait! There was an orphan!
I: Oh, then maybe something by Dickens!
* * Dickens shows shelf
AS: ... no, not even him ... But now that I think there was a ghost ...
I: * more and more puzzled * "The crackdown"? "The Canterville Ghost"?
AS: ... no ... No, TYPE was a ghost called the protagonist ... but maybe it was not really a ghost ...
(Female very confused about what they want to read)
[I arrived at this point there are, if someone who had not yet told this story he wants to try to guess ... XD]

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Danielle Crawley Head Of Bella Agency

tango .. xD

A sleeping late .. this episode was a birth, I do not miss the result to be honest neither level nor at the level of writing picture ... but this is it!
I leave you with Aida (and Cas = P)
Good evening and under the cut ... -_ ^

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lucubrate His mind still had three in the morning ... and Lucas was not returned ... now it was obvious that he must have made a splash on her blonde.
No, I was jealous ... (so she said) but the worm that Molly had stuck in head was insidious and demoralizing.
Sooner or later it would happen to his beloved and her lover Lucas would have accepted all the changes that this entails. Just as he hoped, would love her.
Now, however, did not believe very much in love. Since I could remember, had never had a stable and lasting relationship. Most of the boys was looking for a night of hot sex but nothing more than that and she was beginning to no longer enough. And when asked
not only the opening of her legs or she falls in love with them or they were jealous of his relationship with Lucas, because most of the time, for if not all, had driven her to write the report by making a clean cut and always in front of her friendship with Lucas. On second thought ... maybe
had never been in love.

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When the morning had opened his eyes it was still early, the alarm had not yet played and was surprised she was the first to waking up so early after a virtually sleepless night to turn over in bed. He fetched
putting sleepy feet on the ground next to her ... the bed was empty, was facing down the stairs to the couch but it was empty too. He was not home yet! Heck had met a nymphomaniac?
annoyed, he had slipped in the bathroom turning the knob of the shower and raising her face to the water jet.
She had been there perhaps half an hour before going out, dry hair and dress.
A coffee was what she needed.
As he opened the door he heard noises ... it was headed toward the kitchen and receiving found there to tinker with the coffee machine.
"Your blonde you do not even offered a cup of coffee after a night so long?" She said cutting more than he wanted.
Lucas had turned and smiled.
"I preferred to have breakfast with you ..."
"You could also warn that remained to sleep outside"
"I did ... but obviously, as always, you have the phone off "
" oh "

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He had passed opening the refrigerator and taking a swig of milk straight from the box ... then looked at him with the air curious eyes and a narrow slits to examine it well. Maybe you could find out if love was already taken.
"So what happened with the blonde?"
"Her name is Katy ... well, well ... I'd say we went to dinner, then we took two steps to the center and finally invited me to drink up to her ..."
"And you have accepted the fly
" Of course not ... are the type to pass up certain possibilities "
" I guess ... "
He had continued to talk about this Katy, more than anything else had laughed when he recounted some sexual oddities of the girl. They had always told her everything and usually did not bother going into details so close ... she was accustomed to confess everything to Lucas, but after the words of Molly she was almost disappointed.
What had puzzled us was the discovery that came out for almost a month ... and she had not spoken.
In any case the argument had closed early, too late to continue to talk ... work was waiting for them.

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He regarded the invitation ... a business class, written characters with pompous and refined. The luxury that was in that house could be read in that piece of plastic.
He threw yet another glimpse into her closet that she had not ... but the invitation was very clear: Appreciate the stylish dress.
Shit, she had never been a girl from elegant long dress, he preferred to stay comfortable even if you did not disdain the skirts.
Lucs looked amused leaning against the wall of his bedroom. He was already well prepared with a jacket and tie, stood on a perfectly ironed white shirt.
"You feel useless to look in the closet ... so we both know that you do not have fancy clothes "Aida
she turned to him a face ... he was right. He looked forward, perhaps it was still time to run into a shop to buy something for the evening. He scolded for not having thought of before.
"Ok ... I understand. I take a ride downtown to buy the damn suit, "had already taken the first steps but Lucas had held his arm.
"It is not necessary - said taking something from under the bed where he was sitting - for you ... to forgive me for making you feel worried"
A bag with the words Dior dangling from his hands. In a moment
the eyes were illuminated and receiving engulfed in a hug.

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"Maybe open it before, it might also not like" Without answering
had opened the envelope and pulled out the most beautiful dress she had ever seen.
"Come on, put it. You look under "
" Thanks Cas! "
He made a gesture with his hand by his tongue and vanished down the stairs.
hour later he was ready. He had made the steps and heard a whistle, she turned to Lucas that he was watching with admiration.
"God ... but you're Aida? Aida Castor? - Had approached making the rounds around to you - you're beautiful ... really beautiful. "
She felt her cheeks go fire, sure to be red as a pepper.
"Thank you," he mumbled, rubbing his neck discovered by her hair, "Shall we go?"
"After her, Madame."

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The ultra-luxury apartment, where the festival was more than she expected ... had to make good work in a criminal organization if you could get a villa in the center. It was an old building and it was felt by some very good times with the frescoes on the ceilings.
"I recommended your eyes open and see ... to live up to the plan. I keep an eye out as you Aldòvar sneaks into other rooms. According to Jess is a study where it may be what interests us ... look for the "
" I've already turned on the little headset ... so you can warn me of any changes "
He stopped a moment in the hall where famous paintings on the walls stood .
He turned to her and she suddenly shook hands.
"What happens, Cas?"
"Be careful ... please!"
"I know what I do, do not worry", he had gently stroked his cheek and then he resumed his journey.

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was on classical music, the air filled with smoke and many people rileccata from head to foot in the huge hall mastered the white marble floor while sipping drinks, delicious appetizers teasing the waiters brought around on a fine silver trays, danced and chatted.
"You see?" He whispered when she looked around for Aldòvar.
"pops up ... but we can not stay here to do upholstery ... want a drink?"
"Yes, let me get drunk, so you know how bright they are after!"
"Only one drink '
" I take a walk Meanwhile ... we are at the bar, ok? "
" Perfect ... keep an eye on you! "had made the gesture of De Niro in 'Meet the Parents' and she lay a hand over her mouth to hide a smile . They had seen the movie at least fifty times and still had not tired of it. It was a must: Beer, toast and movies on the couch and winter addition of plaid and hot chocolate (which he did because she always burned).

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He looked around, all haughty people, with the smell under her nose ... the usual people you would happily sent to hell. Especially when she heard a guy say what was harmful to give alms to a beggar (cited 'diBridget Jones's Diary').
He approached the window, that window will probably cost more than the entire home.
Suddenly she had forgotten the party and why he was there.
His thoughts had gone back to the words of Molly ... damn! It could not be conditioned so ridiculous assumptions. Yet he was right, he knew. It would not be like this forever.
was so preoccupied by those thoughts that had not even noticed that someone had approached his side, until it had spoken.
"He likes you, Miss ...?", She turned Shooting lying before him he was looking for: Aldòvar.
"wonderful holiday, really ... Miss Nois, Nois Amelia," he smiled holding out his hand to shake of that slippery that it was before.

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"I'm surprised he never had the honor to meet such a beauty ..." he said with a lecherous look that is released from her cleavage.
"Better late than never, right?", Did not know what to say ... he wanted a pull his punch and put the handcuffs on his wrists, but could not do it without proof. He had to play the game.
"Well, I feel duty-bound to remedy this lack. Magari può offrirmi l’onore di ballare con me.”
Avrebbe voluto dire fottiti… invece aveva sorriso ammiccante, “Ne sarei molto lieta”.
L’uomo aveva alzato una mano e lei l’aveva presa lasciandosi guidare in mezzo al salone.
La musica era cambiata e Aldòvar non aveva perso tempo posando possessivamente la mano sulla sua vita.
“E’ incantevole signorina Nois…”
“Così mi fa arrossire, lei è un adulatore”
“Sono solo molto abile nello scovare oggetti di valore… e lei, mi permetta, qui dentro è il diamante più luminoso”, Dio quante banalità… dentro era schifata ma fuori sorrideva faking a romance that just did not like.
"It 's here alone, Miss? Also she's a lady "
" I am with my partner ... "
" So it's already committed? Certainly there is nothing to be surprised, only a fool would pass up a shine like you "
Shit ... he could not risk giving up the bone. Unforeseen situation that could play in his favor ... he could have more freedom to move inside the villa. If he thought it was probably occupied ended flirt ... or perhaps, considering who it was, no.
But security had just approached her face to his, "But this does not mean I can not take my freedom," he whispered, noticing him a flicker in his eyes ... slimy.

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Suddenly the jack Aldòvar had become more overwhelming and she could feel every muscle of the man who was literally stuck to her.
"What makes me very happy ... I'd really like a less chaotic encounter with her ..."
"Why not me having fun ... and have not yet said what's your name"
"Do not you know? Julio Aldòvar are ... and right now I'm totally enraptured by her eyes, ashy. "
Eyes ash? But where the strong pull some shit? It was not just held not to burst out laughing in his face, masking it all with one hand on his lips.
"Very pleased Julio Aldòvar"
The man had approached her again, she could feel his breath stinking beat them on the face and was disgusted.
But he had not had time to start talking about who intervened Lucas was putting her hand on his shoulder.
"Good evening ... I can get my girlfriend?" He hissed in a tone decidedly annoyed.
Why the hell he had been in the middle?!
"Oh - he exclaimed Aldòvar reluctantly moving away from Aida - then she is the lucky man who is with this beautiful woman ... I envy you greatly, are sincere
Lucas had glared at him, "I believe ...", he had added another outlet and receiving the wrist dragging farther.

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"What the hell are you? You have become stupid? ", Lucas had not answered immediately, but had attracted him strongly for ... if he intends to dance? It was crazy?
"Maybe you're crazy ... what the hell are you doing?".
was all absurd, surreal.
His body, their bodies were dancing one of the most sensual dances ... as was the tango with passion and transportation. It was as if they were in love that track. But the words were sharp and angry. A contradiction in terms.
"I'm trying to get as close as possible to those damn papers!" Retorted the thigh be lured by the strong hands clutching Cas perhaps with too much force.
"And you're going to go to bed or something?" Had not had time to respond if that had detached from making it spin away from him and then bring them together and tighten it even stronger.

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His face was getting closer and closer while the lower back following her with the bust ... Their eyes were glued to that neighborhood and she could even hear the furious beating inside his chest.
happens inside of you? could no longer think clearly. On the one hand, there was anger, anger that blurred. But the other part was that dance so sensual that kidnapped every rationality ... the heart in your chest could explode at any moment. After all, the tango is the dance of passion, like two lovers were burning with desire that they were seeking, making love in the most savage of passion that she knew.
"I'm not going to go to bed, do you take me?" He pulled up
impetuous and pulled back and still kicking that ball ... he raised his leg and then place it on the shoulder ...
"It 's dangerous Aida ..."

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She had heard swallowing loudly while his leg was still very turned discovered by dramatic gap that had opened because of that movement.
He let her go back, led by swinging his arm from right to left and drop the leg.
"It 's necessary Cas"
They continued again ... until the song' El Tango de Roxanne ', was not over.
They were so taken by that discussion, from that dance, which had not even realized that they had formed around a circle of people who watched them, culminating in an admiring applause.
They had looked into his eyes ... yet a look of defiance, she then turned on his heel and moved away from the track was going to take a glass of champagne.
was hot and dizzy ...

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He opened the door and gone out the window out, grabbed her purse and pulling out a cigarette between his lips infilandosela dyed red.
"Hey, feather ..."
She had turned slowly throwing out smoke. He made a slight nod ... now she no longer had the desire to protest that stupid nickname.
"Do not be angry ... I care for you. Why do not we just follow the original plan? "
" I know ... but it could be one more opportunity "
" dangerous opportunity, do you think Aldòvar kindly ask you for permission to open his legs? If you say no, you just take "
Perhaps quite rightly, was too shallow to think that we can keep an eye on as a Aldòvar. Probably would not be able to defend themselves in violent but he certainly could have suspected something about how a girl's Upper East Side may know certain moves of the Marines.

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He had no desire to think ... had to find those damn sheets, the damn cd and go from house full of armed men under his jacket strutting proudly carrying his nose up.
she turned toward him, eyes determined, would have completed the mission and that was it. He threw down his cigarette butt that was dying slowly on the floor of stone.
"However I think it makes more sense at this point, that I should entertain Aldòvar ... you find the documents."
"He's fine ... but woe to you if you go with the man in isolated places."
"Word Scout "
" You never ... did the scout, "he replied looking at him fiercely.
"Ok, my word, okay?"
"I trust ...", took her hand and together they were mixed back into the ocean of people. The shouting was just covered by background music.
Lucas had winked and then disappeared. It was the signal that was waiting.

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He looked around and finally saw him, sitting on a sofa Aldovàr intent to sip a cocktail and smoking a cigar.
"Come on ... be convincing Aida", she whispered to herself before dribbling through the crowd with a pitch to get to him and feline that teams already had started from a few meters.
"Good evening ... got rid of his partner?" His look was more subtle than might be there. She only hoped that Lucas copiasse quickly diskette that she was already sick of this man.
Despite the disgust she could smile ambiguous ... it was bent toward him to take the cigar from his hands and had drawn a breath.
"I sit down?", Her lips parted and the voice ... the man seemed to have fluty immediately take the bait, I could tell by how he looked, how swallowed and how it moved. He wanted and the thing, not like at all.
"And do you ask? Could I refuse to sit next to me so heavenly vision? "
your eyes are beautiful, you're an angel, you're a heavenly vision. , these were words from the classic cliché of men and apparently trivial, Aldovàr, won the prize of the year.

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had spent about half an hour where Aida had tried whirling any possible topic of conversation, which had accepted the drink offered him, and had even accepted a second dance. Where the hell was Lucas? Occasionally felt some grunt coming from his ear masquerading as earring ... but nothing more.
Finally after 10 minutes had heard the sentence that awaited him: "Bingo!". Instinctively, she smiled taking the flute to his lips, only to watch them reappear in the great hall.
"I think my time to come to an end." She began getting up from the couch.
"Do not tell me you leave me ..."
"... but I have to thank you for the wonderful company."
Other pleasantries before Lucas completely rescued her, handing her the jacket.

"What a night of shit!" Aida was let go on the seat of the car ... this time, he noted, have a different smell.
"Since the ports women's perfume?"
"Fool - Lucas had launched a dirty look and turned the key part - is Katy."
"Oh ..." incredible, almost had forgotten the mysterious blonde.
"Where did you meet?" Did not even know why she had asked that question. Basically almost did not want anything ... but his curiosity was quite alive to the point that I could not help himself. In addition to Lucas was that it was ... certainly would not have had trouble responding. But the question I really wanted to do could not extrapolate from his mouth ... was left there, chained in his head. In fact there were two questions: Why do not you tell me ... and arrange before you love her? . The second was afraid of the answer.

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"I met her at the gym ... and I was drinking coffee Did I overthrew him. Then, when I saw her was the night after discovering that he is the cousin of a friend of mine, "she laughed and stares at the road that ran fast under the wheels.
"Ah ... but then you were a true gentleman! And yet it has accepted your appointment? "
" What can you do ... the charm of the scoundrel, "a tongue and was concentrated again.
Aida had looked at his hands torturandosele holding tight.
"Why do not you tell me before?" The question was finally able to do it, but went out in a whisper, so plan that he feared the music coming out of the low radio had covered his words.
"Eventually we went out 4 or 5 times, no more ... I had not done anything yet, it seemed superfluous" reply
inconsistent. So he had scheduled.
was time to make the second question ... that fateful.
"Cas ... thou ..." could not stop the phone had started ringing.
Ready? ... Hey, hello beautiful. ... "She heard him say ... it did not take a Ph.D. to understand that it was the blonde.
"What? Now ?...... sure, okay. Wait there, I'll be with you in 15 minutes at most, a kiss ... hello to you too. "
"What happened?" His voice was dried out ... what the hell was that outside the program?
"E 'Katy ... has been left with the car, do you mind if we make a leap to take it?"
' yes, I'm sorry and very well! And 'one in the morning and I want to sleep!' , I had thought but had responded with a mild: "Ok.".

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Fifteen minutes were accurate and found on a side street just off Broadway.
"Here ...", Lucas was pulled over and pulled the handbrake of the car began to descend.
Aida remained firm in his seat ... not sure whether to get to know the woman who could take away his best friend ... but you wanted to know!
From afar he saw her run towards him and be ready to print a kiss on the lips. "Cocky ..." he hissed, closing the door behind her. As he approached
had studied more: High ... without her but still tall, skinny with overly large breasts and rounded hips hard ... and a face that seemed designed so it was perfect. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Perfect really! She felt even worse.

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Suddenly she had noticed her. Initially he looked with curiosity ... uncertain, and then turn into eyes that could not define hostile.
"Hello ..." he raised his hand and smile ... he realized that he was doing more to provocation with courtesy ... but it did not matter now.
"Aida ... she is Katy ... Katy Met Aida ... my best friend", his tone had softened, as always when talking about her.

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had close the cool hand of the girl's manicure, "Good evening."
"Nice to meet Aida ..."
Pleasure ... she did not know if it was a pleasure.
"To me I do not show anybody?" A man's voice had appeared from nowhere, emerging from behind a column. A rather tall boy with brown hair, straight hair. He was approached by closing the phone to the ear that had until recently.
"Sure, he's my cousin Ian"
"Aida pleasure ..."
"Lucas but why did not you ever say that your best friend ... was ... it was - it was stuck with the index finger on his lips thoughtfully to Then with a flourish So go to state-Aida ... "He turned to look
Lucas was sure it was a bolt out of his eyes but could not swear to it, surely it was just an impression.
"Because I know you and Aida is one notch to add."
"Hey, hey - had protested the boy - not just me bad publicity."
"Do not mind, Aida said a lot of bullshit, there! This had irritated
... "Yes, I think I know him in a bit better than you two ... I have to do with CAS for 17 years.", She could not restrain himself. Those who believed this to be sgallettata? I really thought di conoscere Cas meglio di quanto lo conoscesse lei? Sapeva che da bambino adorava Ken Shiro? O che il suo colore preferito era il verde? O che non mangiava mai fuori pasto e che amava le lasagne? Sapeva qualcosa di Lucas? Forse solo la lunghezza del suo pene…ma questo evitò di dirlo.

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“Quando avete finito di dire sciocchezze… si è rotto il cambio. Dovrai lasciarla qui per stanotte… ti riporto io, ok?”
“E resterai da me?”, aveva squittito svolazzando ad abbracciarlo… che razza di oca.
“Ehm… - aveva alzato una mano per attirare l’attenzione su di sé – vorrei far notare che anche io dovrei go home. "
" Yes, ... Feather-broke away from the clutches of Katy going to give a slap on his cheek - I could never forget you ... accompany Katy and go home. ", a kiss on the cheek that was now been frozen by the icy gaze that Katy had launched at that time.
"Otherwise I can bring home to me ... Aida is not a disorder."
Aida and Lucas had turned in unison while Katy was born on the face of a beautiful smile full of expectations ...
did not even know why ... but she almost wanted to decline to prevent Lucas going to sleep well tonight with that Squinzi.
"Do not ... really want to bother. I'll take a taxi ... "
" No way at all! "Lucas ... force had intervened, katy Get in the car that we report and then we go home, thanks anyway Ian"
"What? Do not you trust me? Quiet does not skip on "
" What do you do? "He asked Lucas with his arms crossed ... and he wanted to do?!
wonderful question!

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SCENARIO A: ACCEPT THE TRANSITION FROM IAN
Ok, Katy does not like it one bit ', but preventing them from spending the night what do you solve? And then what rights she has to interfere in the love life of Lucas? None! Absolutely none. Accept the free pass from Ian and Lucas will leave to bring his pseudo girlfriend.

SCENARIO B: DO NOT AGREE WITH THE TRANSITION FROM IAN
No, no, no ... it is obvious that Ian wants to try, now is fairly well established in his profession and to quickly identify the intentions of others. For most of the classic girl Katy seem hateful and full of himself that surely would try to hinder his friendship with Cas and that can not afford. Will not solve anything but at least for that night will Cas everything for her.