Breadman Ultimate Parts

BIBLIOHUMOR

Urgh, my real life and my long-standing feud with the technology have depopulated this place again ... T___T
Since I have not produced a cabbage, but I have to test the connection with a new medium, I take this opportunity to launch a new angle in the middle of nowhere, like a dream almost forgot ..
Since by now I opened my secondary employment of an alternate library, here BIBLIOHUMOR , that all things hilarious that library users tell me or ask me!
The first day is fresh, the other two kept me from già da un po'...


Ragazzino: Vorrei un libro per mio padre.
Io: Sai già il titolo?
R: No, no, mi ha detto di prenderne uno di storia.
I: Ok... che tipo di storia gli interessa?
R: Boh! Storia vecchia!
I: ...uh... Quanto vecchia?
R: Ehr... tanto, credo... Storia arcaica !
I: Sì, ma... Tipo medioevo? Romani? Greci? Egizi? DINOSAURI?
R: No, non così vecchia! Una cosa come il libro di Saviano!
I: ...Saviano, quello di Gomorra...?
R: Sì, ecco! Un libro come Gomorra !
(Un ragazzino confuso dal titolo biblico)


Madam: Hello! It's not that you have around a child with in the Striped Pajamas ?
(a requirement of child trafficker)


Other Woman: Good evening ... I'm looking for a book ...
Me: Sure, tell me the title!
AS: I do not remember.
I: ...
AS: But it's a classic!
I: ... ok ... It recalls the author?
AS: Oh, no ...
I: ... remember what it's about?
AS: Well, I read a long time ago ... I remember there was snow ...
I: ... "The Call of the Wild"?
AS: No, no, a whole new way!
I: ... maybe a Russian author?
AS: Let's see ...
I: * shows shelf Russian authors
* AS: No, I do not say anything ... Ah! Wait! There was an orphan!
I: Oh, then maybe something by Dickens!
* * Dickens shows shelf
AS: ... no, not even him ... But now that I think there was a ghost ...
I: * more and more puzzled * "The crackdown"? "The Canterville Ghost"?
AS: ... no ... No, TYPE was a ghost called the protagonist ... but maybe it was not really a ghost ...
(Female very confused about what they want to read)
[I arrived at this point there are, if someone who had not yet told this story he wants to try to guess ... XD]